The Bachelor

Even though I am quite hot
I am of bachelor fame
A mountain of a man I am
Rainier is my name
During the summer I trim
My beard and feel great
My friends dress me up and
Get me ready to meet a mate
I would like to have
A partner for the cold winters
When I grow deep and
Scraggly whiskers
I’ll just snooze this winter,
Blow a few cinders and wait
For the summer ritual
To bring forth my soul mate
I still have memories of
My affair with St Helens
Things were going great until she
Blew up into the heavens